Friday, January 25, 2008

I am a killer

I came on on a break last night to get rid of a mouse Becky had trapped under a basket in the living room.
I am not humane. The little fucker ran straight for the house when I let it go out in the street, so I killed it.
Then I broke the basement window trying to pull the hose out. (possible route of entry) so now there is blankets stuffed in the window. I'm gonna board it up later.

So yeah, I'm a killer.

Sunday, January 13, 2008


I just checked my reports and I have had 6 unique visitors!! One mind at a time......


I pasted some code in to track if people are actually reading this. I know at least 2 people are but other than that I have no idea.
How am I supposed to make the world a better place if nobody is reading my profound thoughts?
Now we'll find out won't we!!

Saturday, January 12, 2008

I wish

I wish I could feel how other people feel. Like touch them and feel how sad they are. Or how tired they are. or angry or happy!!
Like, (I touch Becky) "wow, hunny, you ARE really tired. Like blow my tired away tired!!"
Or, (touch somebody) "what are you whining about, that doesn't hurt!!"
stuff like that. and vice versa, like someone could touch me and feel how tired or happy or frustrated, or bored I am.
Wouldn't that be cool?
It would make it so much easier to sympathize with people if you REALLY knew how they felt.

Wordplay Con't, RE: Assplosion

If you have an assplosion and you're a little too late, that's called an assident.

Rough night

Grace threw up in her bed at 2 am. had to have a bath. change sheets. Then she was all clingy to becky. I know Becky was in her bed for a time but I don't know how long or how much Becky actually slept.
We didn't go to bed til 130 (Guitar Hero) and I had fallen asleep but Becky was still reading. So really she didn't get to bed til after 230 at least.
Then Grace wet her bed this morning. SHe hasn't done that in ages.
I had her chillin' in her toyroom and she called for me. She had to puke again. she was in the prone position in the hall. She points to the floor and she had like drooled or spit or something. Then she heaved once so I hauled into the bathroom and she threw up again. carpet is fine.
The girls were supposed to spend the afternoon at the grandparents so Becky and I could run some errands in Kingston without hassle, but that's not happening. I have to go get new boots for work and maybe a sway bar for the van but that's it. Going alone.
Hope Grace feels better soon.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

I mean Seriously

It's January. I am looking the temperature on my Weather Network thingy and it says 14. +14. Celsius. WTF!!!?
Spring already? Good thing I didn't go out and buy that snowmachine!! I like winter. yes, shovelling is a pain but I like it when it's chilly out. Spring is my LEAST favourite season. Oh but the leaves are back on the trees and the flowers are coming out, yeah but, everything is mud!! all the crap that got hidden by snow is there. garbage, the leaves that never got picked up in the fall and most especially dogshit. Both where it should be and were it should not. It's one thing picking up my own dog's shit, but when passersby let their dogs poo on my lawn because it sinks in the snow, or the snow will cover it up, I get mad. I feel bad when my dog urinates on someone's lawn.
Anyway, I'm getting off topic. It's too warm for January. I barely got to wear my winter coat. Good thing it was free. I did get new winter boots though. only $40 so I guess that's not back seeing as they will last a long time I think.

I gotta go get some gas for the lawnmower, see ya!!

Friday, January 4, 2008